The day had come. For many people this might have seemed utterly ridiculous, travelling over two and a half hours to run a race that would be over in five minutes give or take. Yet for me this was a big deal. A really big deal. It wasn’t about club records or standard times. It was about me being able to run a mile in a race (not headfirst down a big hill) in under five minutes. Along with a sub three hour marathon, this is one of my two ultimate running ambitions and I stated as much three or four years ago when I wrote my bio piece for the club website and despite achieving quite a lot in the meantime, I had yet to realise either of my two most important and highly held ambitions.
Mile races seem hard to come by. In the four and a half years that I have been running I had done three in total. I ran this one in 2016 but was somewhat undercooked and I finished in 5:14. Not too far off in some ways but you can run a long way in 14 seconds at speed and in percentage terms it was way off. The course was perfect though. Fast, straight, flat, free from hazards and with a decent standard of runner – a county Championship race I believe but open to all. There were markers every quarter mile and finished slap bang in the middle of the prettiest village in the Cotswolds with a good crowd of Middle-Englanders to cheer you home.
I thought it would make a good road trip for a few of us. There are a few in the club who would be quicker than me over the distance, Danny, Ryan, Chris, Damo for example, but the race coincided with a club curry night so once again I was alone. My warm up was a slow two miles and I was as nervous as I can remember for a long, long time. This year the race experimented with chip timing although it failed and they resorted to manual back up. The problem this gave me was at the start. The race is run on the left hand side of the main road which is closed to traffic for 15 minutes. I could drop back in the pack but get a rolling start over the timing mat, alternatively, I could get upfront, avoid congestion but suffer a standing start. I ended up with the worst of both worlds, walking over the start line four rows back and getting hampered by slower runners early on.
I had planned my strategy long before, despite not having done much in the way of speed training. In an ideal world, I’d have got myself down the athletics track every week for six weeks and re-train myself how to “hang on” and “keep pedalling” but marathon demands and feet issues put paid to that. Besides, I wasn’t trying to master the distance – simply run a mile in less than five minutes. I managed 5:01 in Nottingham in 2014 – I felt this was my opportunity now despite my lack of expertise over the distance. The more you race a distance, the better you get at it tactically, same as anything in life really. I was an experienced runner but an utter novice over a mile. The plan was to run even paced the whole way. 0.2 miles per minute, 5 minute miles, 1:15 per quarter mile. The latter guide was the easiest to use as the race organisers conveniently marked out each quarter mile point with a bollard. Constantly looking down at your watch in such a frenetic race was out of the question. I had to hit five minute mile pace, which is fine, but then hold it, which is the difficult part!
After a delayed start and an unwanted build up of nerves as well as the worry that my warm up was now 25 minutes ago did little to ease my worry. It was slightly too warm and there were 15 mph headwinds. Not ideal but hopefully of little consequence over such a short distance. That said, when the margins as so fine, every second could well count. I wheeled out my lightweight racers. I didn’t want to batter my feet but I looked at it as five minutes of punishment for the ultimate reward. We were off and I got into my stride, barging through two runners inadvertently blocking me by running side by side. After thirty seconds, there was a bit of space to work in and my pace was too quick. I hit the first checkpoint a second up – good news but that was the easiest quarter of the race. The next three would have rolling starts in effect but I would have progressively more tired legs.
One glance at my watch in the second quarter indicated my pace had dropped slightly. This was ok as I had consciously tried to ease off from the unsustainable 4:40 opening salvo. At half way I was a second over but in control so long as I didn’t tie up late on. It was now starting to hurt. Maintaining the pace was a real effort but I kept thinking in terms of time. “Only two minutes left” and “take your chance now because it could be a long wait before the next opportunity” were mantras I’d replay in my mind. Everything seemed to happen so quickly, decision making had to be instant or else the moment was gone. Give me a half marathon or 10K any day for ease of thought processes. I desperately sought out the 3/4 marker point as my next goal. I couldn’t see it. This was going to hurt! I eventually got there and was running behind schedule by two to three seconds. At this point in a race, you calculate whether to consolidate and take a lower ranked goal, in this case a course PB, or push on regardless no matter what the consequences. I had no choice. I had to run 400 metres (ish) in 72 seconds on tired legs. I wasn’t going to die wondering.
A triathlete hared past me with calves like you wouldn’t believe. They were bigger than his thighs! I tried to go with him but the explosive change of pace you can find when fresh wasn’t readily there. I had to wind it up. My legs were devoid of energy but I told myself to just keep turning my legs over faster and faster and faster. I bet it looked stylistically awful but I didn’t give a monkeys. Nobody knew me here anyway. I thought back to all the track sessions Damo and I did at Nuneaton where I would be hanging on in the last 70-80 metres trying to catch him or avoid being caught. You would be surprised how deep you can dig at times. Now I had to really dig. I passed a few runners and finally saw the finish area. It was probably a minute away but I had to keep winding it up and give it everything from here on in.
There was no point looking at my watch now, I just had to concentrate on going as fast as I could, keeping a high tempo, a quick leg turnover and fast rhythm. The crowd now came into play. “Come on Badgers!” I heard someone cry. That helped. There was a timing clock at the finish line. My eyesight isn’t the best, even with my contact lenses in but by the time I could read it, the time said 4:52 with around say 25 metres to go. I knew I’d done it. I ran through the line utterly spent but deeply satisfied. Like Alan Partridge, I was self congratulating in my own little world, out loud too, but I did not care! The huge-calved bloke in front of me was happy, he thought he’d got 4:53. I got 4:57 on my watch and was less than a second behind him! It didn’t matter, I’d got my time (4:56 officially) although it turned out later that he picked up some prize-money as the first V40 runner back which was annoying because I think I could have reeled him in had I needed to. Once I knew I’d got my time, I was done. Shouldn’t be greedy though, I thought, I had what I came for. I reckon I could run 4:50 with the right training though!
Bourton is a beautiful place and I pottered around for an hour waiting for the prize-giving ceremony. I had a warm down, an ice cream and some sandwiches. It would just have been nice to have shared the moment with someone. The awards were a real treat. Plenty of prizes although none for me. I placed 10th. The race organiser outdid himself by scoring an unenviable hat-trick of own goals in the form of casual racism, homophobia and sexism during his waffle. It was as though he fell asleep watching the summer special of “On the Buses” and woke up not realising it was 2017!
I was absolutely buzzing all the way home. This probably meant more to me than any other race I had participated in and with over 220 to my name that is good going. If I wasn’t so exhausted afterwards, I think my 2013 Chester Marathon might have come close to matching the feeling but you are very tired for a long time after a marathon, but other than that this was as good as it got. Actually, I was buzzing similarly when I helped Karen get her time at Manchester too but ultimately that was her race not mine. A minute or two after the mile I felt pretty much fine. The biggest difference between mile and marathon is the pain at the time is much more intense on the mile but thankfully much more short-lived. I had come a long way since the day I tried running a mile from my house when I got my first GPS watch. I ran 6:10 the first time I tried and when I followed it up a week later, I got to 0.9 miles and had to stop because I had blown up!
All this means is that the marathon is now the holy grail. I have recorded personal bests at every distance this season except marathon. Berlin is the goal. One chance. I am smashing my fundraising thanks to some very kind hearted friends. I just need to do them (and myself) justice on the day. So now we train!